You're not going to be able to take care of your dogs you can't take care of yourself.

Divya

I will do whatever I have to do to get my grand baby back, especially since neither one of you are making any.

Angela

Korsak: How was the christening?
Jane: Think of your worst family holiday and multiply it by ten.

Jane: I don't know what to do, do you?
Frankie: Beat him senseless.

You people need party lessons.

Rondo

Tommy: I should have picked a better mom for him.
Lydia: We got drunk. We did it in your car and then you passed me on to your father. Remember?

There's a potential biological hazard in the baptismal font.

Maura

That's the priest that Tommy ran over in the cross walk.

Jane

It's hard to get frisky with Fitz when someone's looking over your shoulder, huh?

Mike

Do not use this weekend to discover beer pong.

Ella

Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.

You get to act like a total snotrag because Mommy and Daddy have a safety net of cash to catch your fall.

Emily (to Spencer)