Quotes
Kathryn: There are a lot of ways to build character, suffering is not the only one.
Regina: I don't consider a high school junior not having a credit card suffering.
I know I shouldn't be saying this, but it's been so nice having the two of them to ourselves the past six weeks.
Kathryn
Either I'm dealing with a sleazy con artist looking to make a buck off the worst thing that's ever happened to me or she's a tramp stamp slut whose ruined my life forever.
April
Joss: Is that your job, to make Sally feel better?
Alex: Well she is my girlfriend.
Joss: She's a grown up. She controls her own happiness, doesn't she?
What is up with the house of sadness?
Joss
If you don't know for certain why this happened, how do you know it won't happen again?
Karen
I cheated on Harry last night. You can be horrified. I'm horrified.
Savi
Apparently it's hard to tell someone over the phone that your entire marriage was a sham. So she decided to do it in person which would have been a classy move if she wasn't such a gigantic whore.
April
April: Paul had a baby with another woman.
Savi: My thing can wait.
Savi: That is not his face.
Joss: But it is his best feature.
John Beard: This is John Beard. Remember: Love each other.
Guys, maybe we can't play skins vs. skins.
George Michael