Angela: It was the coolest trick ever.
Hodgins: It was no trick. It's a simple matter of chemistry and physics.

[to suspect] She's gonna find something. She always does.

Booth

Hodgins: We have an hour before we have to let the sitter go. Have another glass.
Angela: You're right. We work hard at a revolting job. And it's really pretty up here.

Cam: He obviously had something to hide.
Hodgins: Well, nothing special about that. People always have something to hid.

Barney Stinson has to do what's right for Barney Stinson's penis.

Barney

I have nothing but the utmost respect for you skanks.

Barney

Bottom line Vito a lot of strip clubs are into my client. If you want The Melon Patch to be in the mix we're gonna need bigger melons and smaller patches. Otherwise your establishment is not where Barney Stinson is going to pitch his tent.

Robin

Bones: Sweets has trust issues involving finding a home. Since he grew up an orphan, the anger he's sublimated has paralyzed him from developing a healthy perspective on what having a home means. That made him bond with us and our home so he didn't have to deal with his own emotional insecurities.
Booth: Bones shoots from the outside! Three points!
Sweets: Where's that psychobabble coming from?
Booth: Well, you left one of your psychobabble books in our bathroom.

[to Arastoo] You're in political exile. That is so cool. In a terrible, terrible way, of course.

Hodgins

Booth: We believe a line between home and work is important.
Sweets: I have a hard time believing Dr. Brennan can talk about anything else.

I'm Five O, they don't have the password I do.

Kono

Toast: I can't do this [takes off running]
Danny: Ok, plan B.
Toast: [runs past Danny] This is why you have a Plan B!