I just got so tired of letting this horrible thing that happened consume my entire life, so I decided to let it go.

Nikki

I hope whoever broke your heart actually got to hear that.

Toby

I have to treat you just like any other employee even though I just want to kiss you right now.

Chef Jeff [to Daphne]

She won't miss cake if you give her ice cream.

Adrianna

Kathryn: And she has these tattoos that are basically saying my private parts are flying!
Regina: Flying?
Kathryn: She has wings...down there.

Castle: I so wish I could kiss you right now.
Beckett: Yeah, I know.
Castle: This is me, softly touching your face, pulling you in for a long slow kiss.
Beckett: This is me, kissing you back, running my fingers through your hair.

As for me, I'm done with being the nice guy who finishes last.

Navid

If you think Max is hiding in a closet somewhere you obviously don't know Naomi Clark. The closets are packed.

Teddy

Dixon was in a car accident Adrianna. He's in the hospital fighting for his life and the only thing he's asking for is you.

Annie

The butler did it!

Castle

That must be why single women everywhere make babies with their gay friends from out of town.

Teddy

I am holding out for a life with someone who cares about me, not some crazy lying bitch.

Liam