Quotes
Kevin: When we were young I did and said a lot of awful things to her. Things she's forgiven but clearly hasn't forgotten. I wasn't always the best guy.
Jenna: Well let's be real she hasn't always been the best either.
Kevin: I know, but you've got to cut her some slack. Because what you don't know is that I wasn't always around as much as I should have been, and when I was you didn't want me to hold you.
Jenna: That's not true you were the only one who could put me to sleep.
Kevin: ...with your Mom's song. Singing that lullaby was the only way to get you to calm down. She wanted me to be your hero.
That's not your job anymore.
Andy
Andy: Why are you drunk at 8am anyway?
Nick: I was still drinking at 7.
About 20 minutes ago you were the muffin man now you look ill.
Gail
You're right, Sir. My personal life is none of your business.
Dov
I have to prove that I'm not some tragic little girl who can't take handle herself.
Gail
Traci: Who's Mills?
Luke: The one they send in when they're going to throw someone under the bus.
All that you see here are creations of your own mind. Perhaps that is why I am such a stereotype.
Red Wolf
Ryan: We need to get to a hospital.
Wilfred: Come on Ryan, Bear doesn't have insurance.
What about your boss's suicide? I mean someone ate his brains. That's twisted. Did they find who did that, by the way?
Wilfred
[to Joel] Any time that something get serious with you, you run away. You live your life in fear. You think that you're this, this big, fearless cowboy, but the truth is, the truth is you will never take the risk. Ever.
Alex
Alex: We were living together and that still wasn't enough for you to make an actual commitment.
Joel: Hey, hey, hey, you were the one who walked out on me.
Alex: Because you cheated on me. You wanted out and you didn't have the guts so you walked.
Joel: Great, so you dodged a bullet.
Alex: No, I didn't. You broke my heart.