Quotes
Officer Ben Sherman is just trying to do the job without losing his soul.
Narrator
Jules: Roleplayahs!
Grayson: You have the right to remain naked!
Andy: Great, they're grossed out by the thought of us naked.
Ellie: Not us my friend.
Laurie: [Laughing]
Welcome to Cougar Town. Your name isn't that great either.
Title Card
Tom: They made my garden gnomes gay.
Jules: Actually, that was me Tom.
Wow, it is not easy having an honest moment with a kid wearing a helmet.
Angie
Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Jules: [Gasp]
Grayson: No!
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!
Did you turn Officer Pumpkin Head around and blow his cover?
Jules
Dime eyes, read with me.
Ellie
Oh my God he's on a horse.
Ellie
I'm not leaving anything to chance.
Siobhan
Malcolm: How many guys was your sister sleeping with?
Bridget: Too many.