I've been dying to cut this rats nest since we've been on the boat.

Lena

Lincoln: AJ! You ok?
AJ: Hahahaha! You're covered in bat sh*t!

Honesty. Respect. Dance. Those are the foundations of the Berry family.

Rachel's dad

Three of us are in glee club, so we pretty much sing to gay people all the time.

Sam

I fully support your right to be as unhappy with Finn for the rest of your life as you want.

Santana

Rachel: We're finally getting married.
Artie: When is the baby due?

Rory: This is a four-leaf clover.
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?

No vocal runs. That's how Jennifer Hudson got kicked off American Idol.

Rachel's Dad

No single people allowed. They're sad. They're boring. And they don't exist in my world.

Sugar

Don't sweat the small stuff. And it's all small stuff when you're rich.

Sugar

Grayson: I thought you wanted to do all the talking?
Jules: Speechless.

I'm gonna have to throw my "too creepy" flag!

Laurie