Julia: You never know, a judge might buy into this whole thing, so..
Jess: What whole thing?
Julia: Your whole thing. With the cupcakes and the breaking for birds, and the bluebirds come and help me dress in the morning!
Jess: Oh wow, I didn't know I was doing a thing.
Julia: It's a great thing. The big beautiful blue eyes. I bet that gets you out of a lot of things.
Jess: Yeah, except my peripheral vision is almost too good

I'm about to go pay this fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!

Jess

I feel like a teenager. You tell me -- what do I do next?

Bo

Kenzi: Now ... can we talk about the elephant in the room? And, by elephant , I mean "sexy, sexy wolf man."
Bo:What about him?
Kenzi: "A," he is awesome and "B," you lurv him. Oh, by the way, I totally saw his wolf junk. High five!

Bo: And why are you half-naked?
Kenzi: Can I tell her? Let me tell her. Come on, let me tell her!

Holy shit balls! That was awesome!

Kenzi

I hope you're not dead, girlie, 'cause he likes 'em with some fight.

Wayne (Security Guard)

You know what they didn't have in the 1950s? Seat belt laws!

Rebecca

Emerson: Who gave you a license?
Diego: The last time I was behind a wheel...
Emerson: You were eleven. Marvelous.

Get in... Mr. Hauser, sir.

Diego

Cal: Are you here to negotiate?
Rebecca: No. I'm here to break you out.

Rebecca: So, how do we get in that bank?
Diego: Wait? You agreed without a plan?