Quotes
Elizabeth: Are you going to bow to the will of the establishment?
Mozzie: NO!...Yes....
Elizabeth: Spousal immunity?
Neal: You made that up.
Peter: Yes, she has spousal immunity.
Can someone please get my towel? It's in my room next to my Irish walking cape!
Schmidt
Winston: What are we laughing at?
Shelby: How much I am not going home with you tonight.
Julia: I don't like you and I don't want to be your friend, so could you leave please, because I'm about to start crying, and you are the last person I want to cry in front of.
Jess: I want to cry too. Where am I supposed to cry? You can't monopolize the bathroom crying space.
Julia: You never know, a judge might buy into this whole thing, so..
Jess: What whole thing?
Julia: Your whole thing. With the cupcakes and the breaking for birds, and the bluebirds come and help me dress in the morning!
Jess: Oh wow, I didn't know I was doing a thing.
Julia: It's a great thing. The big beautiful blue eyes. I bet that gets you out of a lot of things.
Jess: Yeah, except my peripheral vision is almost too good
I'm about to go pay this fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!
Jess
I feel like a teenager. You tell me -- what do I do next?
Bo
Kenzi: Now ... can we talk about the elephant in the room? And, by elephant , I mean "sexy, sexy wolf man."
Bo:What about him?
Kenzi: "A," he is awesome and "B," you lurv him. Oh, by the way, I totally saw his wolf junk. High five!
Bo: And why are you half-naked?
Kenzi: Can I tell her? Let me tell her. Come on, let me tell her!
Holy shit balls! That was awesome!
Kenzi
I hope you're not dead, girlie, 'cause he likes 'em with some fight.
Wayne (Security Guard)