Quotes
Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.
I'm not drinking bleach.
Bar patron to Charlie
Dee is guilty of sloth...and she's pro-abortion.
Mac [to priest]
Everyone knows who Superman is and it's not you!
Charlie [to Dennis]
You look like Superman.
Dee [to Dennis]
I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet.
Mac
He said 'fire off'...I like that.
Mac [referring to musclehead]
Dee [to Dennis]: What in God's name have you done to your face?
Mac: You look like a monster.
I'm going to the crevice!
Charlie
What are you looking to do? Flash cook a gyro?
Charlie [to Frank]
What the shit is going on around here?
Frank
How did your friends make you fat? Were they force feeding you?
Priest