Quotes
I think it's time to take your harem on the road.
Liam [to Austin]
What is this...an afterschool special?
Dixon [to Adrianna]
Turns out boyfriend troubles are great for your career.
Silver
That's just a jealous skank.
Naomi [referring to Holly]
Kurt: She could have a field day with this whole gay son thing.
Burt: I'm proud of you, Kurt. Don't care who knows it.
I have one final wish, Leprechaun. Would you do this whole school a favor and just disappear?
Santana
Brittany: Of course not.
Finn: You're not quitting New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.
You cannot call your future president an "idiot." It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it.
Brittany
Beth is perfect. She's my perfect thing.
Quinn
What really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.
Puck
Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?
I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.
Sue