Stefan: It’s precision born out of tragic boredom.
Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?

A message from you at ten last night? I hope I didn't miss a drunk dial.

Larry

Look at how fast your hearts pumping. I think you might be our grand prize winner.

Danny

Since he was found in possession of four kilos of heroin and enough cocaine to levitate Manhattan, I think a guilty plea will settle things nicely.

Erin

Jamie: How you feeling, Sarge?
Renzulli: Like I fell down a flight of stairs on my noggin.

I don't think I'm quite ready to cross over to the dark side.

Erin

I'd give my right arm to stick my left foot in your mouth, Pal.

Henry

Juliette: I got Voodoo Doughnuts
Nick: Ah, you're the best!
Juliette: Don't be such a cop the doughnuts are for dessert!

What am I? Your personal Grimm-apedia?

Eddie

Oh right, her again, Aunt Marie, right? Yeah, I couldn't sleep the last two nights thinking old Aunt Marie was gonna cut off my head and stick it on a lamppost...That's how my great Grandma ended up you know.

Eddie

Who wales anymore?

Eddie

[Pulls a man's arm out of its socket] Okay that went a little too far.

Eddie