Quotes
See those pedals? One is a brake, one is a gear. Same as a dump truck.
Charlotte
Remembering that I am an attorney and required by law to be opportunistic.
Harry
Ollie: Let me tell you something sport.
Adam: Adam.
Ollie: Don't try to get in my head.
Zack: He said good things would come. I was destine to get into Harvard.
Harry: He who? Did God tell you that you would get into Harvard?
Forgive me Pastor, but are you by chance a prick?
Harry
Pastor: Are you a Christian Ms. Korn?
Harry: No, I'm Jewish.
Pastor: Ah!
Ok let's pretend for the moment I care. You want to what.. sue? And pay me on a teacher's salary, which you no longer have.
Harry
He was let go due to budget cuts, know how I know? Because right here [points] it says "budget cuts".
Principal
Cross: I have a rather serious matter to discuss if you don't mind.
Harry: I do actually, beat it. I'm not receiving today.
How did you get over to Lydia's house, Shamu?
Nolan
Lydia: I came to apologize.
Victoria: For sleeping with my husband or for blackmailing us. I'm just not quite sure which apology I should be aiming my forgiveness at.
You wish I'd never been born. Do me a favor and pretend I wasn't.
Charlotte