Siobhan: I thought we were cool.
Andrew: Cool? What are we twelve?

Siobhan: So, are you still dancing?
Bridget: You mean stripping?

Looks just like my house, just not at all.

Siobhan

Siobhan: I was wondering how you'd look after six years.
Bridget: Not nearly as good as you.

Mistakes aren't tragedies.

Bridget

Ronnie: When I give you flowers, don't ask me if I brought home another girl.
Sammi: I'm just all, I feel all f$&ked up in the head at this point.

If Ron brings another girl home Sammi's gonna flip out cause that will just start another war, but a man has needs, and what is he gonna wait, two months to do it? I don't think so.

Vinny

We're trying to get Ronnie to push up on some girls in the club.

Vinny

Me and Snooks... she was a little mad at me I was a little mad at her, and after a trip to the hospital, we realize that at the end of the day we love each other so... I don't think Nicole and Jionni are meant for each other.

Mike

I think he was jealous I was dancing with that girl. Maybe it was his girlfriend that's probably why.

Pauly D

What's up baby I'll f!#k you up. What's up baby let's do it let's do it let's do it.

Pauly D

It's finally starting to feel like I'm out with single Ronnie. He's got that look in his face like he's gonna creep or whatever.

Pauly D