Quotes
We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.
Dee
I'm sorry. Is no one gonna talk about Dee's hair?
Mac
You can't ruin a friendship with sex that's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
Raj
Matt: I don't know why I let you talk me into this.
Jeremy: It's because she's your sister. And you have a chance to help her.
Buck up, sissy pants.
Leonard's mother
You can't blame yourself. When your prefrontal cortex fails to make you happy promiscuity rewards you with the needed flood of dopamine. We, neurobiologists, refer to this as the skank reflex.
Amy
You build your army so big that no one will dare pick a fight.
Klaus
She's a vampire, Carol. We do what we have to do.
Bill
I feel like two totally different people. Dr. Jekyyl and Mrs. Whore.
Penny
Elena: You're the one who told me I can handle things on my own now.
Alaric: I meant like frozen dinners and SATs.
Klaus: Please, forgive the inclusion. My name is Klaus.
Werewolf: You're the hybrid.
Klaus: You've heard of me. Fantastic.
He would never give up on me. I'm not gonna give up on hime.
Elena [on Stefan]