Quotes
No one who says "coolie" is cool. That's why Coolio is named Coolio.
Laurie
I don't believe in ghosts, because if they were real I'd like to think that I would be felt up all the time.
Jules
Tom is our interhouse-shuttle. I pay him with head pats.
Jules
Stop being a parade rainer-onner. We're taking a group vacation!
Jules
Jules: This is the first time on this trip it's been just the ladies.
Ellie: It's an embarrassment of bitches.
Andy: Is that the candle holder from the room?
Jules: Forget about it.
Ellie: It's for the lady who likes to lounge by the pool, but also get paid for sex.
Laurie: You can do that? Is that a job?
Oh my God! I want to snort this!
Jules
Laurie: I'm gonna say something now that Meredith Baxter Birney has said in every TV movie I have ever seen: "I...will not give up on that boy."
Bobby: I don't get this timezone crap. How can it be one time here and then another time at home. This isn't Star Trek.
Ellie: I wonder what you're doing in Florida right now.
Hercules! Hercules!
Grayson
Laurie: What is with the stomach kissing?
Jules: He's trying to jumpstart my uterus!