Claire: I'll be upstairs, Clive, don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.

Jack: What's a greeting card?
Linda: That's something people used to send before e-cards, Honey.

Valentine's Day. Ugh.

Henry

Renzulli: But Valentine's Day. That's when I go all out, Kid.
Jamie: What's all out for you Sarge? Two for one Mondays at The Pig & Whistle?

Lily: My patient who is most likely a serial killer just busted his stitches.
Mina: Awesome.

Celibacy. Because living in a Spanish soap opera is overrated and a little bit humiliating, actually.

Lily

This feels familiar doesn't it? Me lying in this bed, you extracting creatures from my flesh. It's like we're old dance partners.

Angus

It's a little embarrassing. I know we've only just met but I've been shot.

Mateo

Charlie: How much do you make being a doctor?
Otis: A lot less than you make being a bookie, I'll tell you that much.

Look at this. My arms around a child and I'm not even wearing a hazmat suit.

Mina

I’ve had mono so many times I’ve turned into stereo.

Santana

Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!