I can tell when someone's being cagey, or being a shit because I spent most of my life being both.

Sean

It's your hormones. You leak from your face until the babies come and then you leak from your titties.

Veronica

Debbie: Carl, Fiona's pregnant and I need the whole family to talk her into keeping it. You in?
Carl: Yo white girl, I don't know you.

This is your time, Debs.

Frank

You ghosted him. Now, you're ghosting your baby.

Debbie

Oh, so you get to leave late 'cause you're fucking the boss?

Ian

It's fear mongering, isolationist, clap trap, techno-paranoia so bogus and dangerous and stupid that it borders on treason. Saying these things would be incredibly irresponsible.

Scully

What if everything we've been led to believe in is a lie, what if there is no alien conspiracy?

Mulder

Scully: I'm always happy to see you.
Mulder: And I'm always happy to find a reason.

Skinner: Can you tell me what this is about?
Mulder: It's about controlling the past to control the future. It's about fiction masquerading as fact.

Mulder: Air's gettin' a little hot in here.
O'Malley: Oh. Those don't roll down. I had the vehicle bulletproofed.
Mulder: Because you never know when a gun-toting liberal might go Hinkley.

O'Malley: Testing yourself for alien DNA?
Scully: High cholesterol.