Perfect pair. A dragon that isn't a dragon and king who isn't a king.

Galavant

Spoken like a true giant! A giant jerk-face that is!

Richard

Am I planning a royal wedding or a medical convention?

Wormwood

And a lot of children. Your wife must be so sore.

Richard

I smell back-story!

Richard

Do you really want to die in a battle this ludicrous?

Roberta

You know us old school knights. We can really only express ourselves through tapestry.

Sir Arnold

Then again, what's the point of having fuck you money if you never say fuck you?

Bobby

My father always told me that leniency is a word pussies use when they couldn't take the pain. I love you dad, but if you walk into my office again and try use your influence, you are going to walk out in handcuffs.

Chuck

Bobby Axelrod is Mike Tyson in his prime, and you do not want Mike Tyson in his prime.

Chuck

My cholesterol's high enough. Don't butter my ass, Danzig. Just get smarter.

Bobby

There is always risk. At least when you love someone it's worth taking.

Greer [to Claude]