When you are an agent, work will always be on your mind.

Miranda

You're in the FBI, Alex. You'll never trust anyone again.

Liam

I guess no matter who you are or what you believe in, the holidays can really get you down.

Raina

Blow it all up just so you could get some damn quiet.

Simon

Oscar: What kind of married people don't share a bank account?
Noah: We're not married.
Oscar: I thought you had a fucking kid together?
Noah: We do.

They'll kill me.

Elias

Noah: Do you know how long it took Charles Fraser to write Cold Mountain?
Harry: Ten years.
Noah: Right. Ten years. And that was a new book.
Harry: And it took him another ten years to write the second book.
Noah: He wrote another one?
Harry: Exactly.

Melissa, you're finally opening up and I'm so proud of you. But I'm gonna need you to shut it right back down, lady. Phil needs us! So just box that up, we'll go save his life, and then we'll come back and dig into those delicious feelings. It's what I like to call an emotional doggy bag and they taste even better the next day.

Carol

Gail: Stop it, Tandy, I'm not a doctor.
Tandy: And the Wright brothers weren't pilots until they got into that plane, y'know? [chanting] Gail! Gail! Gail!

I'm not a friggin' doctor! I am just a chef from a three star restaurant in Wilmington, North Carolina, so shut your friggin' cakeholes!

Gail

Oh, farts.

Gail

Allison: The Kremline can't seriously want this attack to go forward.
Agent: They do, and you will see to it that it does.
Allison: It's obscene.
Agent: Civilization is facing an existential threat. The west needs a wakeup call.