You're only as food as your last flash, huh?

Chuck

Chuck: You're firing me from the Buy More?
Morgan: You kidding me? You're the best nerd herder we got. I'm firing you as my best friend.

I'm not a machine! Okay I am a machine, but I'm also a person.

Chuck

Wilson: Your biological father is a minister?
House: Natural selection is not an infallible force.

If you're gonna be this way, I'm not gonna invite you to my baptism.

House

Read chapter 6. Entitled "Shut the Hell Up."

House

Giving House a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No.

Wilson

Cappie: Spitter, do you know what Mardi Gras is?
Rusty: It's French for Fat Tuesday which is a culmination of a carnival period beginning with the Twelfth Night.
Cappie: Wrong, it's a time when we try to get girls to show us their boobs for beads.

(To Rusty) I think you are a great person and we have had one relatively successful date. And I do not want to go to Yale a virgin, so I have decided to lose my virginity to you, tonight, if you are amenable.

Katherine

Being here at school is like Mardi Gras and the rest of life is like Lent, right? You gotta get it all out before you give it all up.

Cappie

Not only do I have a chance to be her first, I'm guaranteed to be her best.

Rusty

Calvin: What would you say if I told you I knew of a way for you to make a whole lot of money for one night's work?
Evan: I'd say you want to harvest my organs.
Calvin: No, Gentleman's Choice needs a little extra help tonight.
Evan: Oh, you want to harvest THAT organ.