I'm just trying to figure out, is it leukemia or the Italian Academy of Dramatic Arts?

Kayla

Theresa: I'm rushing home to feed my son.
Kate: He's a chubby little guy. I'm sure he can wait a few moments.

I feel like I just walked into a buzz saw.

Belle

Hope: I'm not usually the type of person who needs taking care of.
Victor: We'll take care of each other, how's that?

Sherlock: Are you suffering from Low T?
Morland Holmes: ...Excuse me?
Sherlock: A deficiency, an imbalance in your hormone levels. Is it what's causing this late-onset humanity that you've been exhibiting since your return to New York?

Morland Holmes: I know we rarely spoke during your Scotland Yard days, but I do recall that you often made use of experts in other fields, your 'Unusuals.'
Sherlock: 'Irregulars.' And unless you've become an expert in sniping, I fail to see how you can assist here.

Unless you're dead, you're starting to annoy me.

Joan [to Sherlock's voicemail]

Morland Holmes: The value of your dam is $2.3 billion in theory only. It can be zero if I call certain friends in Lima.
Bill Wellstone: Now that, boys and girls, is how you deliver a threat. It's far more compelling than a warrant.

Morland Holmes: [about Lukas Muller's predecessor] We had a long and prosperous relationship, until one day he decided it wasn't quite prosperous enough.
Interpol Agent Lukas Muller: My God, Morland. His *children* found him!
Morland Holmes: They were *meant* to. Tell me, Lukas. How are your daughters?

You're right. I would not die for you like Nathan. But I will leave for you. There's nothing here for me without you and there's nothing for me back home without you by my side. So, yes, I will power the barn, take the aether and the Troubles, forever.

Croatoan

I have to show him that Duke Crocker is nobody's bitch.

Duke

Nathan: If she's so perfect, why don't you just keep her for yourself?
Croatoan: I said you would never know the difference. I'm her father, I would know.