Quotes
That is an interesting reaction from someone we told to stay here.
Sharon
They're geniuses. They always jump ahead.
Paige
My buddy at the track can get us some horse pee. Hey I'm Ray. Tell the Queen I say, whazzup.
Ray
You're sorry? You're standing here asking me questions, making me think my wife is in another room...
Chip
You don't ask the LAPD to wait, sir. You wait for us.
Julio
Are you heading to England for a spot of tea?
Toby
Kid: Do you mind staying back here?
Sharon: Yes we do mind.
Paige: Ralph doesn't care about gym.
Toby: All boys care about gym. It's Lord of the Flies in there, and getting picked last is painful.
Provenza: Flynn, you'd better be dying.
Flynn: I'm watching you on the news. You know you look better from behind than you do from the front.
You don’t know? The Chans don’t like Valencia because Asians don’t like dumb people.
Chris [to Rebecca]
You are getting close to Josh; I can feel it. And if you could just get into that turkey dinner, you would be set.
Paula
Would I like to go to the Chan’s? Would I like to be surrounded by the unconditional love of a hundred Filipinos? Of course I would.
Rebecca