Quotes
Congratulations, you're now a badboy of the literary world.
Eden
You don't have to win to have fun.
Joe
See, we're all terrible people inside.
Lois
Peter, face it. Without Quagmire, we're boring.
Joe
You want me to be the one who says "Giggity" now?
Joe
Peter's a good friend. Not like Cleveland.
Quagmire
Or you can pull the hose out of the bucket and let the hose run free.
Peter
There are gaps in my knowledge. This is hardly news.
Peter
Kinky badinky!
Carol
The secret to happiness is burying all your true feelings and living a life of bland compromise.
Lois
Do you want to drop me in or do you want to push me in? Pushing is probably easier.
Little Patti
Kevin: It's not a fucking hotel. Someone just tried to kill me.
Virgil: Oh.
Kevin: Oh?!
Virgil: Well, it makes sense. It's a pitfall of your chosen occupation.
Kevin: Which is what?
Virgil: Look at the way you're dressed man. You're an international assassin.
Kevin: Are you fucking serious?
Virgil: That is why you checked into the hotel, isn't it?
Kevin: I didn't check into the hotel. I, I drank that shit that you gave me and then I woke up in a bathtub.
Virgil: OK, Kevin, you have to stop thinking in such straight lines, because she surely will not be. She thinks in spirals and helixes and zig zags and circles.
Kevin: Patti?
Virgil: Your target.