Quotes
Maslowe: [The bulletproof vest is damaged.] What happened to the last guy who wore this?
Pride: I shot him.
Look, I can't live like this. OK? All I do is work out and kill people.
Boone
I'm a work in progress! Okay? Maybe I have to get all this bitch out of me before I can be the real me.
Chanel
That's right, Chanel. You will say you are sorry to Grace and start changing the way you treat the ladies at Kappa house or Mama Denise will take your man.
Denise
You go, you get him to court. Because if you come back here for me, and I'm alive, I will fire. Your. Ass.
Pride
Any way we can make him ride in the trunk?
Sonja
Sebastian: Chris is the one with the funny accent.
LaSalle: Y'all are the one with accents!
Chanel #5: Why are you wearing my clothes?!
Denise: The bigger question is, why are you the same size as a forty year old woman?
Pride: And lay off the bee puns!
Sonja: Yeah, it's not like this is a sting operation.
I knew it. Looks like the bitch apple doesn't fall far from the bitch tree.
Chanel
Gracie! Perfect timing, I was just about to cook us up my mother's famous falafel enchiladas. It's an old family recipe which fits perfectly with the sort of vague, enigmatic quality of my skin tone.
Gigi
First of all, I'm an American, I don't have to understand anything.
Chanel