At least hear my side of the story.

Rosewood

It's just a messy coincidence.

Rosewood

Rosie, I need to know who did this.

Hornstock

We're better friends than we are partners.

Donna

Everyone you interact with loves you. It drives me nuts.

Hornstock

We were discussing things I never talked about. Ever.

Villa

I know that man better than anyone.

Villa

Dean: Here's to young girls, getting what they had coming to them. You know what they say. "Nothing tastes as good as revenge feels"? Actually they don't say it. I just sort of made that up. But here's something they do say: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

If you gave a human rat poison, they would immediately puke it all up. So not only would I have survived your attempt on my life, it would have also made me skinnier.

Chanel

Chanel #2: Also! Zero dinosaurs.
Chanel: There's no dinosaurs?
Chanel #2: No. As soon as I got there I was like, "Where are the dinosaurs?" And they were like, "We know. Jesus broke in and stole them."

Chanel #3: Chanel #2, if it's really you, use your special dead telepathy to answer a question no one knows the answer to but me. When I was two, what breakfast cereal did I accidentally breathe into my lungs and nearly die? Oh my god, it's moving.
Others: ... I... X.
Chanel: 'Dix'? You choked on 'dix'?
#3: KIX! I choked on Kix.

Why do you have NINE tampons? How big is your cooch?!

Chanel