Jimmy: I've never stolen your underwear.
Nate: Said the guy wearing my underwear.

No, don't ralf and roll all over my seats. My mom will go full American Psycho.

Tamara

Tamara: What would you know about a real relationship?
Jenna: What does that mean?
Tamara: You fuck up all your relationships.

What if Adam was Mr. Big and I just let him go?

Tamara

You're indoors and it's dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.

Castle

Including sending your daughter into a house full of drunken frat boys dressed like a slutty angel?

Esposito

What was the last book you read. Zen and the Art of Hazing Hipsters?

Castle

You didn't really think you could Jump Street the prime suspect, did you?

Castle

I didn't Houdini. I was Houdini'd

Castle

Nothing in life is permanent.

Esposito

I feel like I'm in love with you.

Sylvester

I'm staying in Elementary school. If I can't relate to humans, I'll turn out like you guys.

Ralph