Listen. I've never asked you for anything. OK, I did ask you to keep me from having a heart attack that one time I did the pink blow from Peru. That two times I did pink blow from Peru.

Johnny

I'm on tour right now with Lady Gaga. I got 770,000 Twitter followers. I'm @Gagaleadguitar.

Flash

Christine: Everything that I do, that you and I do, will be for the good of the group.
Junior: Everything?

There's always blow in the rug.

Johnny

I just think when you really love someone, you can't be with anyone else.

Joss [to Calista]

Yeah well, sometimes hurting someone else doesn't always take away your own hurt.

Joss [to Calista]

Karen: I have deep feelings for you two, but if this all falls apart, who am I kidding, when this all falls apart, you two will still have each other. But where does that leave me?
Alec: Karen.
Vivian: Honey.
Karen: I'll always be the one that has to knock on the door.

Luca: Calista, you look lovely.
Calista: You look old and sallow.

Monkeys will fly out of my ass before I go to a church mixer.

Alec

Who do you think takes care of these people when they shoot each other over corners. I do, just like I do for cops and anyone else who walks into the ER. I'm just on the side that keeps everyone alive.

John

Calista: If you two are meant to be together, you'll end up together. The best way to get over a man, is to get under another one.
Joss: You should stitch that on a pillow, that's really good.

Joss: Oh, God! Oh my God, what are you doing?
Calista: Choosing a window to jump from!