Quotes
Elena: I love you.
Damon: 'til death do us part.
Elena: Want some?
Damon: Do you deliver?
Hello mother, I think it's time you and I have a talk.
Stefan
Enzo: That was uterly adorable.
Stefan: What are you doing in my bedroom?
Matt: We're here for Ric, right?
Tyler: I'm here for the free booze.
Amelia: Who died? I know the face. I've been here before. Everyone thinks they are the first person in the world to look at a human being like that, but it's always the same face. Who is dead?
Owen: Derek. It's Derek.
Bernadette: I don't when I became the mother to three lazy teenagers, but it stops today. You guys are cleaning the kitchen top to bottom.
Raj: Hey, I don't even live here!
Bernadette: Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now?
Hey, look at that! You both believe in Jewish bearded guys!
Penny
My mother's been there for every award I’ve won since I beat out my twin sister for the did it on the potty trophy.
Sheldon
No need to. As soon as she flies into California air space, I'll feel a disturbance in the force.
Leonard
Chris Webber: Why is the little guy so troubled?
Dani: He's cranky, he needs a nap.
There are no particulates as good as slob particulates.
Hodgins