Quotes
You've been shot multiple times since then, spent three months in prison, and your best friend died in your arms. Isn't that enough trauma for you?
Aubrey
I haven't held cards in my hands in a long, long time. Because what we have here, this life, it's better than any hand that I could ever be dealt.
Booth
Hodgins: You came to tell me something?
Cam: Ah, yes. We have to dig remains out of an industrial shredder.
Hodgins: Oh, good. I thought it was going to be something bad.
Booth: Everything okay in there, Bones? You need any help?
Brennan: I'm peeing on a stick. I'm pretty sure I can do that by myself.
We're having a baby! I can keep eating peanut butter cookies!
Brennan
Oscar: I didn't just win, I beat you like a dirty rug.
Felix: Okay except nobody cleans rugs like that anymore because we don't live on the Waltons.
Felix: Well today I take a stand for every boy that was limber and laughed at.
Emily: Maybe don't do a ballet pose when you say that?
Felix: It's just the way my body rests.
Felix: You just wanted to beat me so you could feel superior. Well guess what sir, you have poked the dragon! And you would know what that means if you'd watched even one Game of Thrones with me.
Oscar: I don't need to watch the show to know that it's bad to poke the dragon.
Oscar: Felix do you even have a mitt?
Felix: I have an oven mitt.
Sheldon: Won't that void the warranty?
Howard: Sheldon, I have a masters degree in engineering. I wipe my bottom with warranties. Except for Apple Care. That pays for itself in the long run.
All I see is a black screen. And my own reflection. I look sad.
Sheldon
Penny: Think we'll have time to visit your mom while we're there?
Leonard: Yes. We'll also have time to put my junk in a garlic press, but I'm not doing that either.