Quotes
Dean, she was married to Jesus.
Sam
I guess I'm wondering how someone quits one life for something completely different.
Dean
Dean: How long since I've been to confession.
Sam: Never.
Dean: That's too long.
Wanna try that again like you mean it?
Sam
The truth is rarely pure and never simple - Oscar Wilde
Reid
Reid: This is really good coffee, by the way. Coffee's a language in itself.
Loker: Who said that -- Dickens?
Reid: Jackie Chan
Rossi: What if this is like the Manchurian Candidate?
Hotch: A domineering mother molds her candidate son into an unwitting assassin.
Reid [in Russian]: Would you like to have coffee sometime?
Loker: I was hoping you'd ask.
Troy: What you did to Sophie was unforgiveable.
Dinah: I'm sorry Benjie.
Troy: But it worked. Now what do I do?
Falling down the stairs is an accident. Felicia was thrown out a 20 story building.
Dawson
I met someone from your family.
Lindsay
I'm just kidding. That's a hickey.
Halstead