Quotes
Lily: Damon?
Damon: Hello, mother.
Jo: I've thought about it and anyone named Alaric should not be allowed to name another human.
Alaric: I didn't name me!
[to Caroline] You are an embarrassment to humanity-free vampires everywhere.
Stefan
Stefan: Neat, organized Caroline staying within the lines. Good at control, terrible at revenge.
Caroline: I dismantled your bike.
Stefan: I tore your director's head off with my teeth.
Elena: Is this presentable attire by 1903 standards?
Damon: Whoa, who said you were coming?
Elena: To meet the woman who gave birth to the two epic loves of my life? Me.
Kai: Damn. Crocodile Dundee called. He wants his knife back.
Bonnie: You know, he's no longer a thing and neither is that joke.
Kai: Don't you ever dream about time travel?
Bonnie: I would rather die of cholera than spend an afternoon with you.
Listen, we go in, we grab my mom, she flips Stefan's switch, he triggers Caroline, emotional dominoes, heyyyyyyy! Everybody wins.
Damon
I guess I've seen it all now.
Cole
I couldn't save this one.
Sam
You know you can do everything right, and even still, sometimes the guy still dies.
Dean
I thought by now I would be capable of forgiveness. That maturity would lessen the pain, but I was wrong.
Grimitz