Quotes
Lucious: And you, I voted against you because I can't trust you.
Andre: Why don't you trust me, Dad?
Lucious: The moment you brought that white woman into my house, I knew then I couldn't trust you. I knew then that you didn't want to be a part of my family.
Merlyn loves Thea. He would never just serve her up.
Oliver
The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.
Jay
Andre: I thought you liked our games?
Rhonda: Tonight just made me sick. Literally. So maybe you could just be a man and get this done on your own and not turn your wife into a geriatric whore, cause I am so over it.
Cookie: Uh, did you get rid of fake ass Lena Horne?
Lucious: Come on!
Cookie: No, well then no nookie from Cookie til you do so. Get outta here!
Wait, I just thought of something! I’m going to be the first woman in my family not to get pregnant and drop out of college.
Alex
Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love, and most suspicious of all, she bought a book!
Claire
Cookie: Baby, I don't love Jamal more than I love you. I just, I just know him better, that's all.
Lucious: Hakeem, do you think it's possible that you can get to know your mama better?
Hakeem: No.
Haley got married? She is in so much trouble!
Luke
How'd you get in my phone? Does this mean that when we talked the other day, you knew I was in the can?
Jay
Claire: I asked you to clean up the kitchen nine hours ago when I left for work. I come back and it's the exact same mess PLUS pickles and peanut butter.
Haley: I was running around doing stuff for my crazy boss all day, and then I got hungry, and then the smell from the garbage almost made me throw up!
Claire: Phil, honey, when I’m not home I need you to be present and keep track of everyone.
Phil: Sounds good. Love you too.