Quotes
I signed up for a serial killer, not a mass-murdering play-guy who wants to blow up my club. You said everything would be okay. This is so not okay.
Sophia
I'll do it under one condition. Not so much as a stitch of polyester walks through that door.
Sophia
Tommy: You said the woman had an annoying laugh.
Connor: Newsflash, that's called being from New Jersey.
My date turned into a threeway with a madman.
Connor
Beth: April, what is going on with yourself? You're embarassing yourself.
April: You're the one dancing around like some trashy girl from Florida.
Beth: Okay, what is your problem with Natalie?
April: Okay, let's see, she kissed my ex boyfriend for starters.
Beth: Yeah, your ex boyfriend and it was an honest mistake by the way.
April: Was it an honest mistake when you lied to me about going clubbing with her the other night. Thanks for the invite, by the way.
Beth: Wait, why would I invite you? April, we went to the same club earlier that night and you wanted to leave.
April: Well, I'm sorry Beth. Is my cancer inconveniencing you?
Beth: You know what. It is, actually.
April: Well, I must be out your way so you can enjoy your party.
Beth: Really April, you're going to make me feel guilty after how much I have been there for you? Taking you to doctors appointments. Staying in whenever you don't feel like going out and literally dropping everything the second that you need me.
April: I get it. I'm a huge burden.
Beth: Oh mu god, I'm not talking about you right now. I'm talking about me, for once. I need time for myself, too.
April: Then it's a good thing you found your soul mate in Natalie. Have fun taking dumb selfies together.
Beth: I've hardly seen you tonight.
April: Well, maybe if you weren't up Natalie's butt we could have hung out more.
Sara: No one listens to me.
Brenna: What'd you say?
What's your plan here? That I'm gonna sleep and knock myself unconscious? Kensi shoot him.
Deeks
Callen: The way they took us out?
Sam: Well planned, well executed.
Callen: That room they kept us in?
Sam: Spent a lot of time and money.
Callen: Just like The Great Escape!
Sam: Did you even watch that movie? Half the guys got shot after they got out of the tunnel
Callen: And half the guys made it. I guess I'm a bright side type of guy.
Callen: It's a good thing one of us isn't into pumping iron.
Sam: It's a good thing one of us is into pumping iron.
Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counteraccusations. Nice try, we went to the same interrogation classes.
Kensi