Quotes
Beverly: San Francisco is the worst.
Everyone: YES!
Beverly: Because of all the Chinese.
Everyone: No!
Dum-Dum Dugan: What would Cap say if I left his best girl behind?
Peggy: He would say do as Peggy says.
Mindy: I mean look how he reacted to your news. He didn't even show up to the party and that's just you.
Peter: Tough to hear it phrased that way, but I understand what your saying.
Pete, why would you abandon us? We changed you from an unemployable pervert, to an employable pervert.
Danny
Bay: Tess has a boyfriend, a pretty serious one, I think she loves him a lot. But I guess last night she got really drunk, like smashed, and when she woke up this morning she found that she had, had sex with someone else but she doesn't remember it; nothing, black-out. Does that found as cheating? I mean does she have to tell her boyfriend?
Regina: Well that's awful.
Bay: That she cheated.
Regina: That she was raped.
Hey bitches, the bi-coastal babe is back. #itshappening.
Mindy
Morgan: Have another hug.
Jeremy: I don't want another hug, I've had four.
Peggy: Does anyone else feel a chill going up their knickers?
Junior Juniper: I would if I wore knickers.
Just because I look like Olivia Pope does not mean I know how to disappear a body.
Mindy
Thompson: All the more reason not to saddle me and my guys with a babysitter.
Peggy: Would you prefer to have a nanny wipe your noses?
Thompson: I might.
Fine. I'm wearing my bicycle helmet, in case there is an earthquake.
Danny
Not to brag, but I am straight up killing this bitch. The program, not the patient.
Mindy