Quotes
I just realized I got so good at taking selfies, I wasn't feeling challenged anymore.
Elijah
I think it's really important to be honest even if it's really difficult.
Shoshanna
Marnie: I am not the mistress.
Ray: You are 1000 percent the mistress.
Marnie: Not if I end up with him.
Oh hey, I see you haven't back off on the self tanner.
Jessa [to Elijah]
You shouldn't have to do porn to feel appreciated.
Lois
Wait, hold on Brian, everyone deserves a proper funeral. Why do you think we're saving that VCR box in the basement?
Stewie
How bout I just take 'head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.'
Stewie
Stewie: Hey Brian, show her your Boost mobil phone.
Brian: Stewie has AIDs.
Peter: It feels like just yesterday, she was born!
Doctor: You want to cut the cord?
Peter: Yeah, sure!
Doctoer: Okay that wasn't the cord, and now you've got a girl.
Lois: Is that what you really thoguht?
Peter: I did, I really did.
What!? Why's there an animated one of me and you doing it on there?
Peter
Oh yeah, every woman looks great in a sundress.
Brian