Eve: How did you know all that?
Flynn: I'm the Librarian.

Homer: Yeah, but doesn't the money go to schools?
Apu: You have been to our schools, what do you think?

Homer: Well good luck assembling all those toys without me!
Patty: We already did it!
Homer: Ah! The ghost of Marge future!

Lisa: Mom, where's dad?
Marge: I don't know.
Bart: Aw it's Christmas Eve man, we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight!

So there's actually a reason for fruitcake!

Monroe

Nick: Just wish there was something more I could give you.
Trubel: Nick - you gave me my life!

Nobody was touching this train - over my dead body!

Rosalee

Renard: Now, my motivation here is simply to protect my child, and I don't want my mother to kill your mother.
Nick: And I don't want *my* mother to kill *your* mother.

Then I met you guys and realized that crazy is relative!

Josh

A fallen angel finds a desperate bloke, intercepts him at the gates of hell and makes him think it's the gates of Heaven. Zachary didn't take your feather, you put it in his hand so you could break through to Earth.

Constantine

Constantine: What happened to you love?
Imogen: I was taking a dying mortal to Heaven. I don't know how, but he pulled a feather from my wing. He was revived, I fell to Earth.
Zed: That must be what I saw in my vision when I touched Zachary.
Constantine: It's the only way an angel can enter our plane in physical form; damage to the wings. One feather, piss poor design if you ask me.
Zed: That's what Zachary has; an angels feather.

Zed: I could feel him John. He was so close to death. I felt what he felt in that moment.
Constantine: An angel so you said. So you get any other sense of Zachary the great and powerful?
Zed: Well, he has good intentions and he's unquestioning in his faith.
Constantine: A bit boring, but okay. Let's say he's not the dark part of this equation.
Zed: Unless he's being manipulated. Blind faith can be a dangerous thing.
Constantine: Spoken from experience.