Advanced Alzheimer's. I might as well be talking to a coat rack.

Gemma

How'd we get from kids to cock sucking that quickly?

Gemma

Gemma: Milo, like the dog.
Milo: Actually Milo was the cat. Otis was the dog.

Let's just say I'm living with more than one ghost.

Wendy

Abby: I write about what I love. I loved us!
Jake: Screw you and your past tense.

Abby: I never touched him!
Jake: No, no. What you did was worse! Yeah. You felt for him. You confided in somebody. You confided in him!
Abby: Because he listened!
Jake: Oh Jesus.
Abby: He didn't feign interest while he surfed the Web. He didn't take a dump while I was pouring my heart out to him.
Jake: That happened once!
Abby: I begged you, I asked you, talk to me. Make love to me.
Jake: I was tired!
Abby: For five years!

Abby: It's incredible.
Will: Yeah it was.
Abby: I mean it's been so long you could have just put it in and out and my mind would have been blown, so don't get a big head.

Abby: You're a looker, aren't you?
Will: Thank you.
Abby: No, I mean you're an eye looker. You look at women with your eyes.
Will: As opposed to my elbows? Wow. You are beautiful.

You and Lyla are like these independent, lean in women. I want that to.

Phoebe

Terrance Boden. Some traditions are worth keeping.

Donna

Herrmann: Never in all my life have I been THAT humiliated.
Mouch: I beg to differ.
Otis: Yea me too.

Casey: Listen, I’m sorry. I was a jerk. It only took 8 shots for me to figure that out.
Dawson: We can do this. You and me.
Casey: You and me. We can work it out.