Joan: Score: 1 for cheating husbands.

Politics, back-stabbing, murder--just another day at French court.

Mary

Zeek: Well, let me ask you something. What the hell are you doing?
Joel: What the hell am I doing? Well, I'm trying to figure things out, you know? Figuring things out.

What I did not know was that I was runner up when it came to godfather.

Adam

Why is she calling? I don't want to answer. Oh my God. What if grandpa died! Don't laugh.

Amber

Whatever happens, remember the best part of me loves you. Maybe the only good part.

Cyrus [to James]

Joel: And no I'm not willing to stop fighting for our children and for our marriage, but this, this wasn't my call. This wasn't my fight, so please don't dig in on this. Please. It's over now.
Julia: Well, whenever you're ready to fight for us, I'm here.

I must confess to the world the breaking of his commandment. It is the only way I will hear his voice again!

Sally

Jake: Run away with me Liv, save me.
Olivia: Take advantage of me Jake.

The Joel I know would have said to Crosby, "This is my goddaughter and I'm not bailing out."

Julia

I wanna walk into the light and feel the sun on my face Cyrus. You're on your own.

Olivia

Add a dinner to the Aida weekend and let the festivities begin.

Crosby