I don't have an interest in being a mistress anymore.

Ian

You have to wake up, you've got some husbandly duties to attend.

Sheila [to Frank]

Carl: Frank survived his liver transplanti n case you were wondering.
Ian: Nope, wasn't.

I've only ever felt safe when my dad has been around?

Elaine

Emma: I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.
Neal: I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan so I know what you're saying.

You think you can take down the Wicked Witch with sticks.

Regina

Robin: I thought you were the Wicked Witch.
Regina: And I thought you were a flying monkey.

That son of his. Dumber than a box of hair.

Zelena

I love him. All of him. Even the parts that belong to the darkness.

Belle

She invaded my space. When I return the favor I'm not pulling any punches.

Regina

No one gets between Leroy and his bacon.

Granny

Now you're gonna live with this. You know Will was a good man and I love him and he was trying to help you. So you live with that.

Kalinda