Quotes
Potato, po-treason, whatever.
Archer
Cyril: Only if you promise to periodically micromanage it and emasculate me.
Malory: Cyril. I would have thought that goes without saying.
God, how I envy the deaf.
Malory
Think cool thoughts, like eating mint chocolate ice-cream...in your refrigerated drawer...at the morg
Archer
Not as scary as having to live in "Casa de Addams Family" with you two!
Archer
Archer: I realize now that I was mistaken
Lana: Aww, what a scary new feeling for you.
Archer: Since when?
Malory: Since this new thing called "always?"
Nora: What?
Aidan: Um...I can smell it? I'm sorry!
Nora: Oh my God!
Aidan: Now I'm horrified!
Nora: Is that like an ongoing skillset?
Aidan: No. Well...
Nora: So in all the time we've known each other and all the time we've lived together, you could...
Aidan: It just kind of comes with the territory of being a vampire! There's not much I can do about that.
Nora: Great!
It's definitely my genetic material.
Adam [about the tooth necklace]
Hello my name is Marnie Michaels. I am prominently featured in many of Hannah's essays.
Marnie
I leave my body during sex. It's called disassociation. It's an anxiety symptom.
Caroline
It's really amazing that all three of you have accomplished so little in the four year since college.
Shoshanna