Quotes
Deke: We can watch TV with your shirts off.
Max: Maybe and I will buy you some dinner if you put out.
Caroline: Well, I did it. I saved the neighborhood.
Max: You had a car towed; you didn't burn down the Bed Bath and Beyond.
You and I will choose our own destiny. We have free will. I choose to forge my fate with you.
Ichabod
Cincinnatus was Washington's hero. He represented the idea that power should only be given to men who wanted it least.
Ichabod
This is infuriating. I cannot get my maps app to triangulate. Ahh but I can still receive updates for your so-called social network. And how is it you have 500 friends? I had only seven close companions. Four of them died, and those were good odds.
Ichabod
Ichabod: An old flame of mine was a seamstress. She'd be well impressed.
Abbie: Who was your date, Betsy Ross?
Ichabod: How did you know that?
Crane will give your soul to Moloch. It is prophecy.
Andy
So if I turn my back on the world and on Crane, I'll get a better view of the Apocalypse? Sorry. No deal.
Abbie
On my way. Colon closed parentheses. Oh. that's a man's face. I suppose that's charming.
Ichabod
The only part I care about is the part where I wake up next to you.
Josh
Sally: No, he has to be awake.
Aidan: Oh, Sally, come on. What's next? Are we gonna light him on fire?
Sally: As much as I respect what you just had to do, unfortunately, I can only hold this book.
Nora: Great. I'll just keep holding onto it then.