Dad I was with you on the tight rope, I was your wingman at the wing eating competition, but I’m not feeling this one. You’re missing Christmas Eve.

Luke

Just when I’m so close to the Canadian border I can smell the bacon and reasonably priced medications.

Phil

Jay: Trees are like women, the best ones make you work just a little bit harder.
Manny: She’s just not that into you.

You know what they say, houseguests start to stink after 3 days like dead bodies.

Gloria

When I wake up in my own room tomorrow I’ll be giving thanks for my independence and isn’t that what Christmas is all about?

Haley

This body doesn’t just happen ladies.

Phil

Not to tell you how to do your vigilante-ing but the grease paint thing is a poor identity concealer.

Barry

Sebastian Blood: You know who he is under that hood, don't you?
Slade: I know exactly who he is. He's my friend.

I will arrange for you receive another sample of my blood, and then you can begin to mass produce the serum again.When I ask you not to confront the vigilante, you will listen. Remember, your mask can be worn by another.

Slade

I know I called you a murderer, but you are not. You are a hero. You beat the island. You beat my father. So fight, Oliver. Get up and fight back.

Tommy

The island didn't make you strong, kid. It revealed you to be weak.

Slade

Oliver: You're dead.
Slade: You're not a hero. Or a friend. Or a brother. You're nothing.