30 Rock Season 4 Episode 19: "Argus" Quotes
Liz: I know this is a difficult time for you, but word of advice: if the will says that you have to spend the night in a haunted house, you better hope that everyone else there are black people or sluts.
I'm the luckiest sh/man in the world.
Paul
[reading Tracy's letter] I will always be your ... oh no, I'm white, I can't read that word.
Liz
[on Argus] He's become listless, and he won't eat any of the food I got at the crazy rich person's pet shop.
Jack
[on Geiss] We'd sit on his veranda talking about politics, business, how not to get paper cuts when making love on a pile of money.
Jack
Peacocks can live up to 40 years. Longer if they're not part of Mike Tyson's zoo.
Jack
I'm guessing already married cat strangler.
Pete
We really were the Sam and Diane of this place.
Grizz
[to Jenna] What's going on? Why are you being so happy and nice? Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?
Liz
We have to tell Jenna that we can't do her Kardashian sketch because Jack is bro's with Lamar Odom.
Liz
You sound like my mother being pulled on stage at a 2 Live Crew concert.
Tracy
Liz: I'm not gonna let this dress win. This morning I joined-
Jack: A suicide cult.
Liz: A gym.
