Oh my god, where are my manners? Do you wanna try meth?

Asian Gang Member

You don't know the meaning of the word scared. And I know 'cause I've looked it up for you a dozen times.


We Hornbergers are famous cowards. On D-Day, my grandfather wore a German uniform under his American one...just in case.


Yes my daughter is Canadien-American, but I'm going to treat her just like a human baby.


Carol: I will waste you!
Liz: You'll have to go through this old bastard first.

Liz: And you're no better Carol. You built that bookshelf incorrectly.
Carol: I did not. I wanted the books to slide off.

Pete: You ever hear of the Peter Principle?
Tracy: Yes! Just now.

Cornell Commencement address? Sorry but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools.


Those potato chip bags are designed to be opened in flight. You open 'em at sea level, somebody could be killed.


Maybe you just wanna fly the plane yourself. Well good luck pressing take off, then auto pilot, then land.


You wanna know a little pilot secret, besides the fact we get a discount a Sunglass Hut?


Bellboy: What is so bad about being Canadian?
Jack: Your milk comes in bags...bags.
Avery: Your pavilion at Epcot doesn't have a ride!

30 Rock Season 5 Episode 14 Quotes

Not only is your fly open, there's a pencil sticking out of it.

Jack [to Liz]

I never sleep on planes. I don't wanna get "incepted."