Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!

Oh yes! I keep a VCR so I can watch your old football tapes.

Jonathan

If you've just joined us, we're with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure. Stay with us.

It smells like dude in here.

Elisa

What about his manstress?

Jack

[on her "boobies" pic] I only kept it because for once they were both pointing in the same direction.

Liz

Adult? You mean like you're driving a car and wearing a suit?

Kenneth

I can't handle the truth!

Kenneth

That's "99 Red Balloons," Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song.

Kenneth

I watched an American Masters last night about Baryshnikov ... I picked up a few things.

Jack

Oh, was it "The Day Is Done My Sweet For The Lambs Have Been Decapitated?

Kenneth

Everything's gone coco for cuckoo poops ... is that right?

Elisa

30 Rock Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

Look at this guy ... he used to be a man once.

Jack

Elisa? I was about to do the whole run to the airport thing, like Ross did on Friends and Liz Lemon did in real life.

Jack