30 Rock Season 3 Episode 12: "Larry King" Quotes
I was supposed to be in the movie Rush Hour but two weeks into shooting I was replaced by Jackie Chan.
Tracy
Tracy Jordan ... saying three serious things and then a joke.
We're here with Tracy Jordan, who just recounted, by the way, the entire plot of the movie Teen Wolf.
You're not coming in at all? What about Jaconathan?
Jonathan
We're Jack and Elisa ... Jalisa!
Jack
I cursed for three hours straight just to get it out of my system.
Tracy
She keeps confusing me with this ridiculous notion that sex and love are somehow connected.
Jack
Look at this guy ... he used to be a man once.
Jack
Elisa? I was about to do the whole run to the airport thing, like Ross did on Friends and Liz Lemon did in real life.
Jack
