30 Rock Season 6 Episode 11: "Standards and Practices" Quotes
Jack: Whatever are you doing here, Kaylie Hooper?
Kaylie: Enjoying my total lack of adult supervision. I just had fruit roll ups for dinner...at a strip club.
A Parcell man has never been called mister outside of an execution chamber.
Kenneth
Kenneth: I'm Kenneth by the way.
Liz: Me too. I'm Kenneth...Kenneth, uh, Toilet Hole.
So we're thinking the show's more like The Girls Next Door, and you're that old boat captain that shows up sometimes.
Jessica
Kaylie: My mom is in Indonesia visiting her charity where poor children make shoes.
Jack: Isn't that just a sweatshop?
I feel like Oscar the Grouch today, and not just because I woke up in a garbage can this morning startling someone named Gordon.
Tracy
Last time I was this excited...was this morning. I saw a cat wearing the same sweater as its person.
Hank
