Liz Lemon is a Judas to all womankind.

Abby Flynn

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• Added: February 25, 2011

First of all, Steve Carell owns 'that's what she said.' He owns it!

Liz

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Who thinks that gesturing with one's thumbs is for poor people, and is going to be the next CEO of Kabletown? This guy!

Jack

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• Added: February 25, 2011

When I first started working here, an 8-year-old Shirley Temple taught me how to roll a cigarette.

Kenneth

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What most people don't know is that NBC is still a network.

Kenneth

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• Added: February 25, 2011

Isn't that the guy who outbid no one for NBC?

Liz

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• Added: February 25, 2011

I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Liz

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• Added: February 25, 2011