A Teacher Season 1 Episode 4: "Episode 4" Quotes
Josh: I’ve known you since first grade. I know when you’re fucking lying. So just tell me. Logan told me about the girl you met at work.
Eric: Yeah, man. I’ve never felt this way before. It’s new. She’s confusing too.
Josh: Love is a beautiful and confusing thing.
Alison: It’s nice to see you’re still alive.
Eric: Hey, yeah, um, I’m sorry. I should have texted you. I got really sick after the dance, and I just… I uh…
Alison: Yeah, fuck you.
Alison: Don’t lie to me. Can you at least give me that? Why did you even ask me to the dance? I mean, you broke up with me last year and now you abandon me in front of the whole and entire school.
Eric: Alison, I’m sorry. It really wasn’t planned.
Alison: I don’t want to hear that.
Claire: So the SATs are in two weeks?
Claire: We should probably schedule more tutoring sessions.
Eric: Um, I can’t. I’ve got practice.
Claire: After. I can meet you at the same place.
Eric: I think I can make that work.
Claire: This cannot happen. This is stupid.
Eric: I’m sorry.
Claire: Anyone who follows me can see that. My husband can see that. Do you realize how fucked I am if anyone finds out? Look, if we’ve going to keep doing this, we need to set some ground rules.
Eric: Yeah, OK, whatever you need.
Claire: You cannot tell anyone about us, ever.
Eric: I know.
Eric: That’s his sister man, like you got to stop fucking with him.
Logan: I’m not fucking with him. I like her. I’m not joking. I like her.
Logan: Yeah, man, I’m serious. I feel like I really ruined it with that hotel shit, playing like it was all about sex or something. I think I should have been honest with her and told her I just wanted to like date her. I don’t know. Fuck me.
Kathryn: Um, is that a hickey, Claire?
Claire: What? Are you serious?
Kathryn: Oh my god, you’re a bad bitch. Oww.
Claire: Is it that noticeable?
Kathryn: Just a little concealer. You’ll be fine.
Claire: Oh my god.
Kathryn: That’s amazing. I love that your husband is giving you hickeys.
Eric: So, you’ve babysat before?
Eric: But, you have a sister?
Leanne: She lives with my dad and his girlfriend now.
Eric: OK, um, just turn on the TV, and they’ll basically watch themselves.
Eric: I do. I want this so much, but um, I’m just a little confused, OK. Because you texted me, and I’m glad you did, but what about your rules?
Claire: I just really want to fuck you right now.
Eric: I don’t want to just fuck. I mean, I love, um, fucking you, but I feel like… I really like you, like a lot, and I don’t know. I feel like… you’re so funny and smart and beautiful and I just feel like I’ve never been with someone like you before. And, fuck. I just want you to know that. This is all sounding really lame.
Claire: No, it doesn’t sound lame. I like you too.
Claire: Yeah, that’s why I’m here.
Eric: I didn’t even know if this was going to happen again.
Claire: Now you know.
Eric: Now I know.